Prompt from the inestimable Thriftomancer: “Give me a list of d6 abandoned vehicles by the roadside with a description of what they are, how/why they’re abandoned, and cargo/anything salvageable inside”
- Hearse - Black Cadillac with the leather top and back nose first into a ditch on the side of the road. driver is nowhere to be seen, the passenger in the rear is hanging out of his coffin as though waving at drivers by. formalwear in a bag to one side.
- Hotdog Cart - Pedal powered trike with everything one needs to run a hotdog vending business. the water is grey, the cart is dented and the chain is snapped. No hotdogs in sight. Condiments abound and $10,000 in small bills are rolled up and shoved in the umbrella tube.
- Hybrid Delivery Vehicle - Bulbous and slow this thing still seems to be operable. A hungup vest hangs off the mirror with a note: “I Quit.” Random packages in the back.
- Topless jeep - Firecracker red, no doors and one tire sits next to the jeep as its on a jack. no tire iron. 2 red heels in the passenger seat, empty bottle and 2 sets of footprints away from the jeep.
- Milk Truck - Jack knifed on the freeway. A constant groaning betrays the sensitive cargo. days, maybe weeks in the sun a proper motherlode of mothers milk. “stay”
- Beetle - Sitting under a tarp and a canopy of long dead leaves this brown beetle remains ignored. Keys in the visor, gas can in the frunk, starter fluid, extra belts and other spare parts are packed up in this project waiting to be started and driven off.